after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
as a side note pls kill me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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