This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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