i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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