Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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