if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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