Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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