how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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