if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
