PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
