Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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