I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
