It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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