Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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