big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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