i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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