just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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