I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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