Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
4 words: hood of his car
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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