I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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