im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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