I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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