My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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