I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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