I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I think your dad took our porno
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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