at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you mean i was at the winter classic?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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