You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
