I think my vagina is haunted
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Randomize
