He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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