He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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