That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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