So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
