I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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