There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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