if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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