There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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