Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
40s are totally the cure
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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