All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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