There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
