You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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