omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I had to cum in my sink.
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