Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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