TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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