Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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