I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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