My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
barbara walters just said penis...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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