I'm so fucking centered right now
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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