you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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