she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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