I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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