Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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