where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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