I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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