Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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