ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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