He is an equal opportunity slut.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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