And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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